Paedophile/Paedopheeder

I am both those things.

Let us discuss this lovely thesis and if it is at all possible.

In general, a paedophile is one who likes little kids. Or minors. Or whatever. I was just wondering if I’m considered one when I’m a minor myself, but always (always) likey them boys who are younger than me. People like… never mind. Point is, I always find ways to get myself involved with (well, sorta) people who are generally younger than I am.

Then, a paedopheeder (I made that one up myself. Isn’t it a gorgeous word?) is a minor that likes old creepy adults. I believe I’m more of this than the other one because on the bus back from work today, I saw this beautiful man who looked exactly like Wilson Jermaine Heredia, who is basically the male and or female other in everyones not so modest fantasies (or at least he should be). This and the fact that I still am only 16. Working class males of the Wilson gender, oi.

So, poll. Paedophile or Paedopheeder? Or both? Vote in the comments.

P.S: I shall write about my undesirable thoughts another day in a post near you.

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